For years, I have written silly songs. This one is included in my up-coming novel “Camp Arcanum” where the hero goes out into the woods with a chainsaw in one hand and a stuffed Barney doll in the other. He sings:
You love me,
I sell toys.
Make big bucks off girls and boys.
With the backpacks, lunchbox and the videos
I get ten per cent of gross.
And then he drops a tree on the purple dinosaur.