The Real Barney Song

For years, I have written silly songs.  This one is included in my up-coming novel “Camp Arcanum” where the hero goes out into the woods with a chainsaw in one hand and a stuffed Barney doll in the other.  He sings:

You love me,

I sell toys.

Make big bucks off girls and boys.

With the backpacks, lunchbox and the videos

I get ten per cent of gross.

And then he drops a tree on the purple dinosaur.

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